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Today, we've teamed up with Rachel's Random Resources for a stop along their current promotion featuring a rather curious title that...well...you sort of have to see and read about to believe. No, really...I'm not quite certain how to describe it exactly, but the curiosity factor is exactly what drove me to share it. So, without further ado, make way for today's title in the spotlight...
We Are Animals
by
Tim Ewins
About the book...
A cow looks out to sea, dreaming of a life that involves grass.
Jan is also looking out to sea. He’s in Goa, dreaming of the passport-thief who stole his heart (and, indeed, his passport) forty-six years ago. Back then, fate kept bringing them together, but lately it seems to have given up.
Jan has not. In his long search he has accidentally held a whole town at imaginary gunpoint in Soviet Russia, stalked the proprietors of an international illegal lamp-trafficking scam and done his very best to avoid any kind of work involving the packing of fish. Now he thinks if he just waits, if he just does nothing at all, maybe fate will find it easier to reunite them.
His story spans fifty-four years, ten countries, two imperfect criminals (and one rather perfect one), twenty-two different animals and an annoying teenager who just…
Will…
Not…
Leave.
But maybe an annoying teenager is exactly what Jan needs to help him find the missing thief?
Featuring a menagerie of creatures, each with its own story to tell, We Are Animals is a quirky, heart-warming tale of lost love, unlikely friendships and the certainty of fate (or lack thereof).
For the first time in her life the cow noticed the sun setting, and it was glorious.
Jan is also looking out to sea. He’s in Goa, dreaming of the passport-thief who stole his heart (and, indeed, his passport) forty-six years ago. Back then, fate kept bringing them together, but lately it seems to have given up.
Jan has not. In his long search he has accidentally held a whole town at imaginary gunpoint in Soviet Russia, stalked the proprietors of an international illegal lamp-trafficking scam and done his very best to avoid any kind of work involving the packing of fish. Now he thinks if he just waits, if he just does nothing at all, maybe fate will find it easier to reunite them.
His story spans fifty-four years, ten countries, two imperfect criminals (and one rather perfect one), twenty-two different animals and an annoying teenager who just…
Will…
Not…
Leave.
But maybe an annoying teenager is exactly what Jan needs to help him find the missing thief?
Featuring a menagerie of creatures, each with its own story to tell, We Are Animals is a quirky, heart-warming tale of lost love, unlikely friendships and the certainty of fate (or lack thereof).
For the first time in her life the cow noticed the sun setting, and it was glorious.
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~~~ EXCERPT ~~~
Thank
you Gina, for letting me share an extract from We
Are Animals
with everyone at Satisfaction
for Insatiable Readers!
I chose the following extract, as it feels like a stand-alone story
in itself. At this point in the plot, Jan (the protagonist) fails to
see the beauty in the world around him due to romantic and family
hardship. Little does he know that the cow down the beach has
experienced something very similar…
I
hope you enjoy it…
Prisha,
the cow, had been born in a field not too far from Palolem. Her
childhood had been a happy one, living with her cow-mother in a
relatively grassy field. She could see her bull-father two fields
along, and although he didn’t pay much attention to her, she loved
him. Most days Prisha would eat the yellowing grass in her and her
mother’s field and when the sun got too hot, she’d lie down next
to the fence parallel to her bull-father’s fence.
Prisha
couldn’t remember ever having any physical contact with her father
but she watched him from her field every day. She knew everything you
could know about a bull just from observing his daily routine, his
movements and his expressions. She felt certain that he was a good
bull, and if they were able to share a field, he would be a good
father.
On
one particularly hot day, when Prisha was watching her father sleep,
a thin old man attached a large sign around him with two thick black
rubber harnesses. Prisha couldn’t read, but if she could, she would
have read the words ‘FIT FOR SLAUGHTER’ on her father.
The
sign remained on the bull for a week. Prisha watched as the sign
rubbed against her father’s back and left sores on his underside.
By the third day her father couldn’t walk without discomfort and by
the fourth he didn’t try. When the thin man came back to the bull’s
field, Prisha’s father was completely motionless.
Prisha
didn’t know that her family, and indeed all bulls and cows, had
holy status where she lived. She also didn’t know that her father
had apparently lost his holy status when he became too old and quite
ill. This was when the thin old man had requested a ‘fit for
slaughter’ certificate from the authorities. The old beast had
become too expensive to keep alive.
Prisha
knew the thin old man. He gave her and her mother water every few
days – water which they needed. Nevertheless, the thin old man had
killed her father. The next time he brought water to the field Prisha
charged at him. She knocked the thin old man over and ran out of the
gate in a panic. Her mother did not follow.
The
next few years offered a lonely existence for Prisha. She’d stand
by the roadside, eating what little grass could muster the energy to
grow in the scorching heat, and she’d try to moo at the occasional
motorbike. She normally managed nothing more than a dusty breath.
It
was her own holy status that kept Prisha alive. People she’d never
seen before would stop and empty their own water supplies for her.
She ate all kinds of strange foods on her journey – jelabis,
curried goat and lamb samosa. Despite this, grass was not easy to
come by and life was hard. Never – not once – did Prisha notice
the sunset.
It
was seven years before Prisha found Palolem. When she first arrived
in 2007 the beach had been surrounded by green fields with palm trees
leaning out towards the sea. There were a few beach bars and maybe
two dozen foreigners wandering the sands and waters. Although the
people, trees and bars did not interest Prisha, the fields were her
Mecca.
Every
morning Prisha would chew up some lovely fresh grass before being
shooed away from the field by one of the farmers. She’d spend her
afternoons eating unsatisfying dry sticks and driftwood on the beach.
Over
the next few years more foreigners came to the beach. Not many stayed
for more than a week, and almost none (bar one particular
moustachioed man) stayed for longer than a month. A funny thing
happened, though – as the population of foreigners increased, so
did the number of beach bars and little shacks for sleeping. At the
same time as beach bars and little shacks for sleeping increased, the
number of farmers decreased, and as the number of farmers decreased
the amount of time Prisha could spend eating their fields increased.
It wasn’t long before she was eating her fill every day without
being shooed away.
After
Prisha had spent a week comfortably filling her now quite skinny body
with nutritious grass, she returned to the beach. This time she
visited the beach out of habit rather than necessity. She wasn’t
hungry, and she felt no need to search for dry driftwood. Looking
around her, she finally saw what the tourists were seeing – the
beach was very pretty. The people she’d previously ignored were all
smiling, and the bars were colourful. This was the first day that
Prisha noticed the sunset, and it was glorious.
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About the author...
Tim Ewins has enjoyed an eight-year stand-up career alongside his accidental career in finance.
He has previously written for DNA Mumbai, had two short stories highly commended and published in Michael Terence Short Story Anthologies, and enjoyed a very brief acting stint (he’s in the film Bronson, somewhere in the background).
He lives with his wife, son and dog in Bristol. We Are Animals is his first novel.
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