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Thursday, December 20, 2012

BLOG TOUR: The Fart That Saved Christmas by Jacob Morningside


Hi there!
Welcome back to Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers...the site that's dishing up the holiday spirit with a smile and a nod; though today's batch may have been spiked!




Okay, not really...but it is a holiday read presented as a picture ebook that's intended for an adult audience.  Before you go getting any ideas, it's not that salacious or anything; it simply shows another side to Santa and his "merry" North Pole crew that is best left unseen by the kiddos.  You know what I mean?  Cool beans...I mean bells.  ^_^  Without further ado, please allow me to introduce today's blog tour guest and book of choice via Tribute Books Blog Tours...


by
Jacob Morningside
Illustrated by Nadja Andrasev

About the book....
The behind the scenes story of what really happened "The Night Before Christmas."
It's Christmas Eve. The reindeer go on strike with a list of demands for Santa, the elves and Mrs. Claus. Santa gets "loaded" and threatens to cancel Christmas, fire the deer and divorce Mrs. Claus. But, just when all seems lost, Christmas is saved by a timely fart.




Sounds...well, odd doesn't it?  It was...but humorously so and certainly seasonally appropriate.  This would be a good book for an adult Christmas party or gathering when you're looking for something outside the box to add more mirth and cheer.  I'll admit, I'm not really a fan potty humor (I know, I know...I'm weird; self admitted and proud of it) but even I was taken for a few guffaws while reading this one.

As it seems, the stress of the holidays has gotten to Santa's sleigh pulling team and frankly, they've had enough!  Demands are made, lines are drawn; will this be the end of Christmas as we know it?  Not if it's up to Santa Claus...oh wait...*rereads*..correction, YES, if it's up to the big SC.  It seems the reindeer games of power and pull have sparked something dangerous in the old guy which may end regretfully so with the end of the gift giving/receiving season altogether, a break up of the Claus duo and lengthy unemployment lines in the North Pole.  What to do what to do...what to do indeed!  We need something to break the tension, the seriousness of the situation at hand and throw us into fits and giggles, STAT!  Thank goodness for bodily functions...(never thought I'd type THAT phrase)

Add to this story of mischief and strife that ends with a blast on this wintry night, illustrations that fit the scene rather well, detailing just how far from perfect EVERYONE fell.  The tarnished image doesn't last though, it passes like gas escaping a balloon (or a big guy in red *ahem*) on its way to the stars.  All that's left behind are the cringing faces of the reindeer or the over angered Santa about to blow his top, giving this humorous work for adults a touch of childlike wonder befitting the season.

Author Jacob Morningside
In conclusion, a story for girls and boys of an appropriate age that will not be entirely shocked by Santa's darker side...more happily amused.  It takes the magic of the season, gives it a good shake and adds a twist of lime delivering a book that will certainly have you checking it out twice much like Santa reviews his list.  Is this book naughty or nice?  I'm pleading the fifth on that one, but it will definitely have you chuckling jingle bells style long after you turn the final page.

Ebook for review courtesy of Nicole at Tribute Books Blog Tours.  (THANKS!)  For more information on this tour as well as those upcoming, be sure to stop by their official Facebook page.  To follow along the trail of this tour as it makes its way through the blogosphere, check out the official tour site.  Seeking more information about author Jacob Morningside?  Seek thee out his Facebook page.  This ebook is available now on iBookstore, click HERE to check it out for yourself.

Until next time...happy reading!


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

READ ALL ABOUT IT: HooplaHa dishes up the smiles!


Hi there!
Welcome back to Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers....post numero dos for the day.
Okay, confession...it's not really book related but it is SMILE INDUCING and that HAS to count for something, right....right?  Right!  So I know it's "the most wonderful time of the year" but as much mistle-toeing and hearts glowing as you see, there is also that tendency to be over stressed (*raises hand*), over worked (*raises OTHER hand*), and just flat out pooped from trying to keep up with it all (*jumps up and down with both arms raised*).  I don't know about you, but it seems to have happened even more so this year in my household and frankly, it saddens my heart.  I want to enjoy the holiday season while it's here, not lament its passing days later.




So, in the spirit of Christmas present, I am ordering a PAUSE to be inserted into your day.  Don't think I can order you around?  THINK AGAIN!  It's for your own good you know (mine as well) and inserting that PAUSE won't be as hard as you think...because really, you're taking a moment RIGHT NOW to read this post, so you're halfway there already!  The PAUSE I wish for you to take though will leave you with a smile on your face, a skip in your step, and warmth in your heart.  It'll give you that extra BOOST of HAPPY and INSPIRATION to make it through the day.  The PAUSE of which I speak is called...






HooplaHa.  It's a newish site that my PR friend Erin (Hi Erin!) let me in on and I have to tell you, once I read about their mission...I was already hooked.  Their mission...





...to make people smile as much as possible.



Simple?  Perhaps.
Worthwhile?  You bet!
  It's a site built around sharing smiles and stories to spread a message of positivity far and wide...and who couldn't use a little more of that in their life?  I know I sure could...and that's exactly what I got when I starting checking out the videos.  The first one I encountered melted my heart and was the determining factor in whether I shared this site with you so you can thank BeeBee the Chihuahua for the recommendation.  Curious what spoke to my heart so greatly?  Check out BeeBee's story....





....see?  Touching wasn't it?
~tear~


That's only the beginning too because there are things to smile about, stories to be uplifted by and then some in a myriad of categories across the site.  From Love to Family, Cute to Charity....there's a little something to smile about for everyone...and of course with 2012 drawing to a close in a matter of days, their latest video is certainly appropriate:  TOP HEROES OF 2012.

While digging around the site, I discovered so many great things but also one unexpected...that they have a Celebrity Ambassador...Ms. Debbie Gibson herself!  (Remember her?  "Only in My Dreams", "Foolish Beat"..and other hits... ^_^)  Pretty cool, right...and another great voice to a site that's already got a promising future.  So, about that DEMANDED PAUSE in your day, think you can handle it with a little help from HooplaHa?  I thought so. ^_^




Special thanks to Erin at HooplaHa for the lead on the site.  (THANKS!)  To add a smile to your day, be sure to visit the official site.  Not exploring the world wide web at the moment?  Check them out on these social networks...Google+, Pinterest, Facebook and Twitter!

Until next time...SMILE...and happy reading!




Taste Testing Tuesdays...on a Wednesday!




Good morning (or whatever time it is where you are), everyone!
Welcome to another installment of Taste Testing Tuesdays here at Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers! Taste Testing Tuesdays was inspired by 'Teaser Tuesdays', a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. 

This post is usually seen on a Tuesday, hence the name, but let's blame this week's delay on the holiday, shall we?  ^_^

On the menu this week...one book that I'm literally just finishing (but had to share), another I added in as it belongs to a series read I'm embarking on and a third (if you can believe it) that I'm just cracking the spine on (okay, no spines were cracked but I did begin reading it).  Ready for a triple scoop of tasty bookish teasers?  Your request has been granted!


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But Charlotte would be a perfect Juliet.  I read the play and watched the movie freshman year, but honestly, all I remember about it is that Romeo and Juliet both die, but before that, I'm pretty sure they do it.
-- pg 58, The Downside of Being Charlie by Jenny Torres Sanchez (ARC)


Well now that's probably what A LOT of adolescent males remember about the play the first time around...LOL.  Though this quote makes this story seem like the typical YA read, it has a lot more depth and shadow to it than meets the eye.  Review coming soon....


















Johnny wasn't the kind of guy I flirted with.  Remembering how we'd talked on the phone, embarrassment clenched my stomach.  I forced my attention to neutral space -- the floor -- catching details of his jacket and black T-shirt beneath, the leather pants he wore.  Where did guys over six feet find leather pants?
-- pg 78, Vicious Circle by Linda Robertson


Definitely outside of my usual reading box but so far...so good!  Persephone's character has a lot of fight, as does her equally feisty Nana (LOL!)...can't wait to see just where this story leads.  First book in a six book series (the sixth of which publishes in January).  Stay tuned for more!















Upon departing college, Danny secured his first job at a lending firm in downtown Cleveland, a salaried position in the home mortgage division on the ninth floor of the office tower, where he spent many evenings working unpaid overtime.  During his lunch hour, when the mild summer weather appeared, he would purchase a meatball sandwich and sit in front of Lake Erie a few blocks away.
-- pg 52, The Landing by John Herrick


My last reading adventure with this author was memorable and while the scene depicted here isn't "exciting" per se, it is peaceful...serene even; the sheer fact that a quiet moment can be found in an otherwise crazy busy day is enchanting all on its own!











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Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

*Grab your current read 

*Open to a random page 

*Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (Make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!) 

*Share the title & author, too, so that other participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! 





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Until next time....happy reading!


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

BLOG TOUR: House of Grey by Collin Earl


Hi there!
Welcome back to the site that aims to please the reader in you no matter what it’s in the mood for….Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers.

Today we are playing host to a blog tour that made it’s way to me through a bloggy connection….my friend and fellow blogger, Mel over at ‘My World…in Words and Pages’.  (Hi! ~waves~)  What’s the celebration for, you ask?  Appropriate question… ^_^ … well, a book of course!  But not just any book...it’s the omnibus version of a former 6-part book that well, I’ll let it speak for itself.  Allow me to introduce, le book!




(Volume 1 pictured above)
By

14-year-old Monson Grey faces the same challenges that any freshman high school kid would: difficult classes, weird teachers, food fights…girls. Except, Monson Grey is not Monson Grey. At least, when he looks at himself in the mirror, the scarred face staring back is not someone he recognizes.
 
Now he finds himself attending an extraordinary school, the recipient of an incredible scholarship, among ridiculously rich classmates, all with no memory of how he got there or what to expect.
 
All he has from his former life are the flashes of haunting images that plague his dreams and the echoing voices that he hears, but cannot see.
 
Luckily, Monson finds fast friendship in two of his classmates, Casey and Artorius. Little does Monson know, they too carry their own skeletons. Yet, as bizarre events start to unfold around them, Monson wonders what secrets lay buried in his mind or if he will ever be able to share his true fears with his newfound friends.
 
Join our three heroes as they roam the halls of the most prestigious high school in the country, finding love, mystery, and answers to their algebra homework- all while peeling away the layers of Monson’s shadowy past.



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Sounds pretty cool, right?
I certainly thought so…both the first and latest times I’ve heard mention of it…so when the opportunity came along to host a spot on the tour, I was there with a quick “Yes” to get it on the calendar.  The results…today’s post!


Now, I haven’t read it as of yet…notice the word YET there…but it is on my reading rotation for 2013.  My final verdict will have to wait til then to be revealed, HOWEVER in the mean time, a little birdie told me that the first book is available for DOWNLOAD over at Amazon…and it may even be FREE for a limited time!  (Or at least it was as of the day this post went LIVE… ^_^)  So click on over to grab a copy for yourself and see just what this author’s world is really made of!  Feel free to stop back by and leave your thoughts on the read or if you’ve already read it previously, sharing is the kind thing to do; what’d you think?


Until next time…SPREAD THE WORD…and happy reading!


Monday, December 17, 2012

Santa's Sugar by Jane Gerencher


Hi there!
Welcome back to your bookish holiday headquarters, well for the day at the VERY least…Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers.  Quick reminder…time is running out!  Don’t miss your chance to win several WONDERFUL prizes in the various giveaways currently running on the site, one of which ends TOMORROW and the rest, following suit in due time.  Just check out the “Current Contests” listing in the right hand sidebar for all the details and links.  Now, back to today’s post…

Pull out your Santa hats and don your red and white, it’s time to look at the goings on up at the North Pole…and boy is it a sight!  Christmas is in the air here, yes, but there it lives ALL YEAR LONG giving the ho-ho-holiday man himself something to focus on and the elves PLENTY to do.  But what’s an elf to do that doesn’t seem to be good at the usual elfish things?  Good question my friend, a mighty good question indeed.  Today’s book of choice is…


Santa’s Sugar
By
Jane Gerencher
Illustrated by
Michael Patch

About the book
Nugget is a little elf in Santa's workshop who cannot find his place and purpose.  After being less than successful making toys and working in other departments, Nugget feels he is not a true elf.  Fortunately, Santa is in need of an elf to care for his beloved cat, Sugar, and, after careful thought, chooses Nugget.  Find out what happens to Nugget and learn with him that kindness and friendship along with wanting to do the right thing lead to happy endings.


Oh me oh my…what an unusual and yet appropriate coincidence.  *chuckle*  Okay, before you count me out for having one too many slices of fruitcake (which I’d never…I’ll leave that for dear sweet Mom who LOVES the stuff), let me explain what I mean.  This is a picture book that’s heavy on the story but also on the pictures…a good balance if I do say so myself.  When gathering my thoughts for this post, I was heavily reminded of one of my favorite Christmas movies, Santa Claus:  The Movie.  No, not the Tim Allen one, though those are delightful as well; the one where the older couple get lost in a snowstorm only to be rescued/found by the Vendagum (aka elves) and become Mr and Mrs Claus.  It’s also the one where a certain excitable elf was good at things, yes…but it took him a little while longer to discover his niche in the North Pole family.  His name…was Patch.  Look at the illustrator’s LAST NAME.  Coincidence?  Hmm….I wonder.  Anywho…

A longer than usual storybook that would make a GREAT addition to any holiday reading rotation with characters that will truly warm your heart, this is an adventure the whole family can enjoy…and yes, I do mean adventure.  It all starts with Nugget, the elf that seems to be square in a round world, and a task that others said he couldn’t be counted on to do….after all, he made a mess of everything else he tried.  How could they suppose this one would be any different?  It’s called giving an elf a chance people!  

Santa was the one looking for assistance and in his wisdom chose little Nugget, imagine that!  ^_^  The task…care for his much loved kitty, Sugar.  See? Even Santa knows that a furry friend is a wonderful addition to any family no matter how complete it may seem!  Though his choice was sound, mayhem does follow when one winter’s night after a missed delivery, Santa takes flight once again on an emergency mission to save a child’s Christmas…and Sugar disappears!  Nugget is beside himself and does everything he can to right the wrong…aka FIND THE CAT!  Will his efforts be fruitful?  Is little Sugar found and they all live happily ever after?  Ah, you’ll have to read it to find out but the lessons learned along the way are well worth the journey. 

Younger readers will be dazzled by the story itself as well as get a first glimpse at what true friendship really means…accepting others in spite of their faults and treasuring them even more so for the efforts they put forth.  Older readers will delight in the familiar air to the story (as it does take place the night before Christmas..hehe) while enjoying the new twists it is given that set it apart from the holiday pack.  Let us not forget all the pet lovers out there as well because really, Sugar is a little white fluffy sweetheart!  (So cute!)  It really and truly is a book that almost anyone will fall in love with…unless of course your Ebeneezer Scrooge BEFORE the ghostly visits; then I can’t do much for you…except warn you about clocks striking the hour of ONE.  *-*

Author Jane Gerencher
Review copy received courtesy of author Jane Gerencher.  (THANKS!)  For more information on this title as well as her future works, be sure to visit her official site.  Speaking of official sites be sure to pay a visit to the book’s site as well for more fun in conjunction with Nugget, Sugar and her friends.  There’s even an activity guide with games, coloring sheets and reading questions to keep the thinking caps of little ones well used in the off season.  This book was published earlier this year by Inkwell Productions so be on the lookout for it on a bookstore shelf near you.  If you’re in need of an online option for ordering, especially in light of the fast approaching holiday, seek the out the Inkwell Productions site, Barnes and Noble or Amazon.  Last but not least, according to her site, there will be an internet radio interview airing TODAY so be sure to check it out!

Until next time…happy reading!


Sunday, December 16, 2012

Glamorous Glasses by Barbara Johansen Newman


Hi guys!
Welcome back to Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers....the place to be when you're looking for a few like souls that share a love of books.  Believe me, you've found them!  ^_^

Quick reminder before we kick things off today, there are SEVERAL contests simmering on the site right now just waiting for your entries, so don't delay...or disappoint!  Get your entries in before the deadlines so you have a chance to win the wondrous bookish prizes that await you. For more details, just check out the right hand side bar under 'Current Contests'.  Now, back to today's show...

We stepped into the land of picture books with yesterday's post, so today I thought it only appropriate to stay in the land of children's books (or at least those AIMED at the younger set...but perfectly GRAND for one and all).  Today's selection takes place in the land of stories covering a topic that is only too real for so many...even this reader.  Know what that might be?  Glasses.  Yep.  GLASSES.  I remember I had a friend when I was younger that had those thicker light pink plastic frames and I thought they were SO pretty!  When I ended up needing glasses, I knew exactly which ones to choose.  As it turns out not all frames work on all faces...*-*...but that's a story to finish on another day for the friends in today's tale are waiting for their introduction.  Today's book of choice is...


by

This is the story of Bobbie and Joanie; two best cousins, close as close can be. When one wants a trip to the candy store, the other is already asking what kind their in the mood for.  Visiting a toy store?  They're already discussing the dress selection for their matching dolls.  Yes siree, they are two peas in separate pods but so connected they may as well have been sisters.

On this particular day, Joanie discovers one thing they don't have in common; a need of glasses.  Apparently her eyesight isn't quite what it should be and Aunt Tessie being the responsible parent she is, takes Joanie to get her first pair of glasses post haste.  Not a problem right?  I mean it doesn't hurt and it's easy peasy....yes, but for those of us that wear them, we remember getting our first pair and more often than not it wasn't all it seems cracked up to be.  The same can be said for Joanie's experience...with the exception that is Bobbie.

Author & Bitty
Her best-est friend will not let her go the road alone, in fact Bobbie helps Joanie see the GLAMOROUS side of all that's before her.  The only problem is...when you don't  have to depend on them for your vision, they always look more appealing to you.  Where Bobbie likes every pair that graces her face, Joanie has a bit more of a struggle.  Decisions are made, eyesight is checked and POOF, one friend has glasses...the other does not; so not cool in the world of B & J....but they devise a plan.  They will experience the world through each other's eyes...and in the end, development an understanding of why this one difference in their world's won't separate them but  actually bring them closer.

It's a wonderful story for any youngster that's just been told they need eyeglasses...especially if they are reluctant.  Not only does it show how wide ranging the assortment is in regards to styles, but it reflects the real world in revealing that A LOT of people need corrective lenses...it doesn't change who they are, it merely becomes an accessory to their brilliant personalities.  I totally understand Joanie's reluctance but Bobbie's support was refreshing and I love how the author show's what happens if you try to ditch the frames (walking into things, making wrong selections, etc.)...*ahem*...not that I ever did that as a kid. ~whistles~  Combine the real world story with the whimsical illustrations and presto changeo...you've got a winning combination.

In conclusion, a story that speaks to us all; the young and the small, the eyeglass-ed and the non.  It shows young ones there is nothing to be afraid of when it comes to new face framing accessories and reminds us all that they are simply a part of life that changes us not...it just makes things clearer in the end.  ^_^

Review copy courtesy of Barbara at Blue Slip Media.  (THANKS!)  For more information on this title as well as their other promotions, be sure to visit their official website or like them on Facebook.  To discover more about the amazing glass filled world of the author, stop by Ms. Newman's website.  If you're not ready to say goodbye to Bobbie and Joanie just yet, check in with them at glamorousglasses.com (games, activities and more!).

Until next time...*adjusts glasses*....happy reading!



Saturday, December 15, 2012

Caarina the Cooking Fairy by Julia Dweck


Hi guys!
Welcome back to Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers....where the books are always fresh and warm like a chocolate chunk cookie from the oven.  *yum*  Sorry, writing this post after a full day and then some of work without a lunch break....yeah, food references are SO tasty right now!  ^_^  Anywho...

Today's featured title actually plays right into the food arena but in a kid friendly literary way.  How so?  Well if you take one part magic, a little ingenuity, and a dash of adorable illustrations...you come out with this winning beauty.  From an author that's earned her stripes in the children's picture ebook arena and an illustrator that gives a distinctive personality to her creations, I give you today's book of choice...


by
illustrated by
Gemini

That's right....the COOKING fairy and boy does she know her way around the kitchen!  She's one of many fairies in her realm that prefer a wooden stirring spoon to a magic wand...and she's the one to have around this time of year for certain.  Why?  Because...she specializes in BAKED GOODS. Can we say cookies, brownies, cakes and more?  Oh yeah.  Anyway...

Fast forward a bit and we have a special feast that needs to be made of the sweet variety; lucky Caarina!  Now's her chance to shine....or is it?  It seems that something is amiss in this kitchen (*cough*  GREMLIN  *cough*)...well that or she's lost her touch COMPLETELY!  Heavens forbid!  I mean her honey cake is suppose to be A-W-E-S-O-M-E, so much so that I want to try it!  But Caarina is one fairy whose head is full of more than simply magic dust; she's smart, so when things don't add up (and a strange chuckle is heard), she devises a way to make things right once again.  Will her plan work?  You'll have to read it to find out but let's just say that good cooking is hard to resist...even if it's the worst thing for you.

In conclusion, another lovely tale filled with whimsy and rhyme to delight readers of all ages.  From the family cook to the fairy-princess-in-training, there's something for everyone to enjoy with every flick of the page.  Ebook for review courtesy of author Julia Dweck.  (THANKS!)  To see the other bookish delights that await you from this prolific children's author, be sure to visit her online, like her on Facebook or follow her Twitter feed.  This title was released earlier this month and is available now over at Amazon via Kite Readers.  For more information on this work as well as their complete catalog, please be sure to visit their official website, like them on Facebook or follow along on Twitter.

Until next time...happy reading!


Friday, December 14, 2012

You Better Watch Out...Santa!: THE SANTA TRAP by Jonathan Emmett


Hi there!
Welcome back to Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers…the site that aims to be on “Nice” list as opposed to the “Naughty”, unlike our little friend in today’s selection.




Remember when the days of writing letters to Santa (as opposed to emails…*grumble*) was a right of passage?  You know, simply a part of the whole holiday ritual.  Write letter to Santa.  Check!  Send it off to the North Pole.  Check!  Leave out cookies and milk for Santa and carrots with celery for the reindeer.  Check!  Those were the days.  Perhaps you are still writing them yourself (if so, yay!) or are helping to instill this cherished tradition within the little ones in your life (if so, double yay!)?  Any way you look at it though, you’re not only carrying on something children have done for ages around the world but reminding them (and yourself perhaps?) that good behavior should be practiced throughout the year…whether presents hang in the balance or not.  Something our little star of the day should have thought more than twice about.  Without further ado, today’s book of choice is…



By
Illustrated by



Twas TEN DAYS before Christmas.
Or eleven depending on how you figure;
ALL the creatures were stirring,
With spoons, straws and finger. (ßEww, I know…it rhymes, just go with it)

Hot chocolate for me
Flavored coffee (blech) for you
Anything warm and delightful
To just get us through.

Through what, you might ask
Why this cold winter’s night;
When creatures are stirring
With all of their might!

What’s with all the stirring?
I’m getting there silly
Just be a bit more patient
Not so willy nilly.

The creatures doth stir
For they know in their hearts
Santa’s arrival is eminent
And the gifts he’ll impart.

But not this year,
If Bradley Bartleby has his way;
Santa will go DOWN his chimney
Just not out the same way.

He has plans for our elf
All jolly and red
And they do not include
A slice of freshly made nut bread.

No, this year he intends
To get just what he wants;
No more socks for this fellow,
Nor even elephants.

In fact he has given
His plan much much thought
And if things go his way
It means presents for us, not.

For who will deliver
The toys in the sleigh
Without a lively quick driver
Leading the way?

That’s right my dear readers
He intends to do him in,
But then again when has Santa
Let someone else win?

He’s a crafty old man
He’ll know just what to do
To avoid the menagerie
Of tiger teeth and elephant poo.

So fear not my friends
For Christmas will live to see another day
Despite the worst intentions of
One Bartleby, Brad-ley.



Whew!  That was an exercise and a half.  ^_^  Here’s hoping you enjoyed it as much as I; now on to the nitty gritty of this review. 

If you hadn’t caught on, I ADORED this book; not loved, ADORED.  The story itself is fantastic if dark because of Brat…I mean Bradley’s disposition.  He’s a spoiled little man from day one, in fact I’m surprised he was even receiving socks from Santa…COAL might have been too good for all the bad deeds he committed.  From biting the midwife to tying up the mailman and a good dozen or more in between, he is the representation of “bad to the bone” through and through…and yet Santa being the kind hearted soul he was still kept him in his gift-giving rotation.  Such a nice guy, that Santa…unlike the trap creating little boy about to get what’s coming to him… 

The steps young Bartleby takes to ensure this Christmas is not filled with warm footwear are creative if not disturbing and you can’t help but wonder how the jolly old elf will pull through.  Don’t worry kiddos, he does (so your presents will be safely delivered on Christmas…yay!) and with much finesse.  I won’t tell you how for seeing, in this case, is believing, but it’s astounding, hilarious and entertaining all at once.  The illustrations only make it even MORE enjoyable depicting Bad Boy Bartleby perfectly, well to me anyway, and all his devious plans.  I remember seeing this one on the cover of the publisher’s catalog and thinking, I MUST know what book that is from!  I simply MUST!  Just take a look at it up there…it says it all without ever uttering a word.  Marvelous indeed!

In conclusion, a GREAT new addition to anyone’s holiday reading list, only with a twist.  You’ll be shocked by his antics, surprised by his dedication (little guy definitely has follow through!) and laugh your holidays socks off at how things turn out in the end.  Recommended read for all ages as it works to remind little ones to be on their best behavior; slightly older ones that while you might not always get what you wished for Santa will not forget you; and older older readers that the magic of the season isn’t in the getting it’s in the giving.  This book is available now from Peachtree Publishers, so be on the lookout for it on a bookstore shelf near you.


ARC for review courtesy of Emily at Peachtree Publishers.  (THANKS!)  For more information on this title as well as their complete catalog of wish list worthy material, be sure to visit them online, check out their blog, pin them on Pinterest, like them on Facebook or follow along on Twitter.  ALSO, be sure to check out Bradley’s Twitter feed for the BrAdvent Calendar contest where FIVE lucky tweeters will be chosen to win a copy to call their own. 

Until next time…happy reading!



Thursday, December 13, 2012

We ALL Need Somebody to 'Leaf' On...


Why hello there!
Fancy meeting you here once again.  I mean I know I've already had a review go LIVE today but you know sometimes life, even the bookish aspect, can be unexpected...offering you little jewels you need to share while the magic is fresh, tangible.  Such is the case here.

Consider this an impromptu Xist Publishing Day because the next title I'm about to introduce you to is once again from their virtual shelves.  I know, I know...I don't usually do ebooks.  I didn't say they weren't handy if out and about and in need of something to read when you've finished your current paper book, nor did I say that I wouldn't read them if that was the ONLY means of accessing the title...I simply said I prefer PAPER books. Anywho, back to the show here....

Selection number two of the day is not a seasonal title per se as it features no "days of Christmas", reindeer, jolly old chubby guys or little people in pointed shoes, but its message is perfect just the same.  It's one of those titles that can be read any time of year and still hit home for readers young and young at heart.  Without further ado, today's second book of choice is...


by
Adam Shaeffer
illustrated by
Turbo Qualls

This is the story of one little leaf (go figure, right?) and his quest to become the biggest, best-est leaf he can be.  Only problem?  No matter what he tries, he doesn't seem to grow ANY bigger...much like the Grinch's heart only without the shrinking.  He stretches, he tugs, he rustles and he sways all to no avail...until one day, on the advice of a friend he tries spending more of his time in the sun.  The results?  Nothing dramatic at first, merely a warmed "body" here and a well fed leaf there, but eventually as time goes by something remarkable happens...something that will have readers cheering for the little leaf near and far.  That my friends is where the lesson comes in...

Now you may be wondering, what sort of lesson could a story like this teach?  I understand, I had to ponder it myself upon book's end.  No lie!  I was moved by the story and thoroughly captivated by the artwork (such unexpected detail abounds) but when things were finished I needed a moment to see where our journey had taken us.  The final destination...an understanding that we are NOT alone in our struggles in life nor in our growth.  We may want to take sole credit for our accomplishments and I'm not saying you shouldn't be proud of them, just remember everything that went into reaching that goal.  Every step taken, every turn made, every influence received...they all go into the final product, in this case...molding you into the person you are or intend to be.

In conclusion, a surprisingly touching story about one little leaf that is really about us all.  It's a reminder that it's okay to seek the help of others, in fact, it's encouraged because each encounter can enrich not only our life experience the world over but help us reach the "me" we truly wish to be.  Bookmarks up to both the author and illustrator for creating such a beautiful and winning combination.  This ebook was just released earlier this week; to snag a copy for your "to-read" list, simply click over to Amazon to begin your journey.

Special thanks to Calee at Xist Publishing for the ebook for review.  (THANKS!)  For more information on this title as well as their complete virtual catalog, be sure to visit their official site, add them to your circles on Google+, like them on Facebook or follow along on Twitter.

Until next time...happy reading!


The Twelve Days of Christmas - Digital Style


Hi there!
Welcome back to Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers...the place to be when the holiday spirit fills you with joy and happiness...and a desire to read something equally seasonal.

Today's featured title fits that bill most definitely and behold, the gifts on which it is based would actually start being passed out tomorrow so can we say, perfect timing?  ^_^  All a part of my master plan.  Hehe. As this is a short read already, I won't drag my introduction out unnecessarily because really, this is a book/song that almost everyone has encountered at some point or another, just made for a new generation.  Today's book of choice is...


Illustrated by
Bridget Brighton

That's right.  I didn't miss the author information, it simply lists the illustrator because while the story within hasn't changed from days of old, the illustrations have.  Created to amuse the younger set while still being visually appealing in a simplistic form to adult readers, this is the "12 Days" for the electronic generation...you know, those born with an ereader, tablet, or smartphone in their hand.

The images are crisp and clear and utilize all the seasons palette has to offer.  The "day of" number is presented front and center with the "gift" of that day represented in a smaller tagged on image.  My favorite was probably the "9 ladies dancing" with the image of a ballerina tip toeing across the page; my least favorite was the "11 pipers piping".  How can I have a least favorite?  Well, here's the deal on that...while the little boy blowing his horn was adorable, he was blowing his horn or rather a trumpet...which is not in fact a "pipe" piping.

All in all, a quick seasonal read that can be enjoyed by one and all.  The length of the book is cut down by the fact that it doesn't repeat the gifts given previously every time a new one is introduced but with the swipe of a finger, the click of a mouse or tap of a screen, you can easily relive each day in the same way the song of old dictates.  This ebook is available now for your viewing pleasure, just click on over to Amazon to snag a copy for your holiday reading list.

Ebook for review courtesy of Calee at Xist Publishing.  (THANKS!)  For more information on this title as well as their complete catalog (including more seasonal favorites!), be sure to visit their official website.  ALSO, to extend the fun even more with this title, if you visit the website there is a 43-page printable activity book and more just waiting to enhance your yuletide delight.

Until next time...happy reading!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

READ ALL ABOUT IT: XII: GENESIS by Jason Rowe and Brian Palmer + CONTEST!


Why hello there!
Welcome back to Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers…the place that aims to please your appetite, one book at a time.


Quick reminder before we jump into everything, there are SEVERAL contests going on right now here on the site, some end sooner (12/18/12) as opposed to later (01/31/13!) but all are just waiting for YOU to take a chance at winning the bookish booty they have up for grabs.  So, when you’re done with THIS post, check out the right hand side bar under ‘Current Contests’ and throw your hat in the ring for a chance to win!  Now, back to today’s regularly scheduled post….


Do you know what day it is?  Or perhaps that would be better put as what DATE it is?  *raises eyebrows*  Why it’s…


12-12-12




*waits for asteroids*
_ducks Martians_
--outruns volcanoes—





JUST KIDDING!

But seriously, that doesn't happen EVERY day, in fact pretty much only ONCE a year through the ’12’s each century so mark the occasion in some special way because we won’t be seeing another one until 2101…*blinks*…and yeah, most of us won’t actually be “seeing” that one if you catch my drift (or we’ll be so elderly that we’ll be lucky to know where we are let alone when!).  Anywho…




 My contribution to “marking” the day will be wishing a HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY to a newly released ebook title that packs a punch.  How do I know?  Because when the opportunity to review it crossed my path, I really dug into it.  No, really!  I don’t just say “yes” to everything; it wouldn’t be fair to them (the author, publisher, publicist, etc) OR me.  Every “pitch” that crosses my inbox home plate is given consideration; hence the inclusion of author sites, book sites, etc is most appreciated.  This one was lacking in that department so I did what any responsible book blogger would do…I ASKED for more.  ^_^  The response, rather positive indeed…AND more importantly, enough to turn my “I’m-not-sure” into a “yes-please” in no time at all.  So where does that leave us?  Well, here precisely or rather on my “to-be-read-in-2013” list but I couldn't wait to let YOU READ ALL ABOUT IT. 

Now WARNING, it’s not for the little kiddos; in fact, from what I have read thus far and the overall intensity of the story, I’m going with a recommended age of older teen through adult (same goes for the excerpt appearing here in a few moments).  It’s dark, it dangerous, it’s the first book in a planned EIGHT book series and frankly, it sounds exciting!  So, without further ado, let’s get this show on the road.  Warm and dry (hey, it’s RAINING where I am!) HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY wishes to…




By
Jason Rowe and Brian Palmer
  
A century after the world was predicted to end, it was indeed reborn. Under the leadership of the Overseer of New Earth, minds were united, diseases were cured, population centers minimized mankind’s footprint, and the remainder of the planet was turned over to the will of nature. War was eradicated, the world embraced one religion, and the New Era began.


But darkness rises now, mistaken for a mere shadow cast by the bright light of human progress. It is the time of which the ancients foretold. It is the time when all things must end …It is the time of The Twelve.
Six men and six women representing all creeds and colors are supernaturally gifted, but the unlikeliest of heroes. They are barely old enough to be considered adults by the world’s standards, but still they are called.


Only they can stand against the growing darkness – but will they stand together?




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Sounds good, right?
Told you so…and that’s just the beginning!
The official website (though still partly a work-in-progress…and yet filled with awesomeness) lists out with some detail the descriptions/traits for “the Twelve”…six men, six women.  Of those on the potential team, I would most identify with SIMRA…upbringing steeped in education, protective (sometimes over…*ahem*) parent, and inquisitive nature.  Curious to see what role she plays in the story, but my interest in the others isn’t too far behind.  Which one do YOU identify with most (and why)?  Hold that thought for a second though (no really, hold it because you’ll need the answer later on!) because thanks to the authors I have TWO more treats for you.  First up, it’s time to peek between the pages and sample an excerpt of what you’re in store for.  Again with the WARNING…the scenes depicted are pretty dark, so if you’re a kiddo reading this, switch to my lighter fluffy posts, okay?  Otherwise, you may proceed….



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EXCERPT:  XII:  GENESIS


I
Population Center-New York: October 31, 3 N.E., 11:48 p.m.
The air is biting cold beneath a crimson moon as citizens of PC-NY prowl the streets in search of self-gratification. At the center of Times Square, a forty-foot effigy of a man on a cross continues to burn, casting an eerie, orange-red glow on nearby residence towers.
            Around the fire’s perimeter, men with painted faces and torsos bloody each other as part of the holiday fight club festivities, while others guzzle homemade whiskey, howling at the moon between mouthfuls. Women dressed in little more than body paint gyrate to the drone of seductive, primal music, their bodies covered in sweat from the heat of the fire while others engage in sexual acts for all to see. Most of those present are sporting an erotic-themed, Egyptian crest somewhere on their bodies, whether in the form of a tattoo or jewelry.
            A few city blocks away, a runt of a man exits a run-down, all-night food stand, clutching a small bag to his chest nervously, his sunken eyes darting back and forth down the dimly lit street. Lighting a serenity stick, he takes a couple of drags before shuffling off to his right, away from the raucous activities taking place a mile or so in the other direction. Moving fast enough to make good time, but not daring to run for fear of drawing attention to himself, he keeps his gaze fixed on a crosswalk that is only ten strides away.
Two strides short of his objective, a small group of painted men steps into his path from behind the edge of a nearby building. Even in the dark, their bald silhouettes cause the serenity stick in the man’s hand to tremble as adrenaline rushes through his veins. A member of the group steps into a small strand of light from a fading streetlight and the man goes pale at the sight of his would-be assailant’s coal-black eyes, surrounded by sockets full of ruptured blood vessels.
The man turns away in an all-out sprint, desperately looking over his shoulder after a few strides, only to find that his pursuers are merely walking after him. Hope courses through him briefly and he quickens his pace, but when he faces forward again a moment later a second group steps out from the shadows, blocking his escape from the first. Corralled from both directions, the man throws the bag at his attackers in a panic, hoping the sacrifice will suffice, but it is trampled as the two groups soon overwhelm him.
            While the small mob satisfies its bloodlust, a jet black patrol vehicle comes to a silent stop at the curb behind them. The nose and rear of the vehicle are inscribed with the word SECURITY while the doors of the vehicle are adorned with the large, gold letters: ONE, an acronym for “Overseer of New Earth.” The roof is decorated by an enormous red sun that is partially blotted out by the visage of a black dragon in flight. Inside the vehicle, a security officer points a video camera at the scene, watching briefly as the murder plays out with green, night vision clarity on the camera’s viewfinder. After a few brief moments of filming, the patrol vehicle pulls away as the victim’s screams are swallowed up by the night.
            Across town, another ONE Security patrol methodically makes its way past city blocks filled with tents and makeshift huddles. Barrel fires scattered throughout the skids do little to warm the families living there and the eyes of hungry children with poverty-smeared faces stare at the vehicle accusingly as it passes. The officer inside pays them no mind as something a block away catches his eye. A woman is desperately trying to fight off three men and failing miserably. The patrolman pulls off to the roadside, readying his video camera. Just outside the passenger window, a small child sits on the ground rocking as she hugs her legs tightly to her chest. Her clothes are dingy and tattered, her face streaked with tears. She doesn’t seem to notice the officer as she calls out to her mother between sobs. The officer unemotionally points the camera at the girl before turning to her mother who has now been wrestled and pinned to the ground. After collecting enough footage, the patrol car leaves the curb and moves past the rape in progress. One of the rapists becomes aware of the car’s presence and looks back at the officer as he drives past them. The rapist’s black eyes reflect no light as he licks his caked lips and smiles before turning his attention back to the woman. The patrol car leaves the woman and her daughter to the whims of the mob, passing a steam-filled alley before turning south on its assigned route.
            Down that same alley, an old man, made older by his life choices, is slumped against one of the alley walls fighting a case of the nods while cradling a bottle. He wakes from his current blackout and makes a mighty effort to remove the bottle’s cap when Mikhail instantly appears out of the cloud of steam to his left. The wino drops the bottle with sudden sobriety brought on by the presence of the imposing figure that is slowly walking toward him. Despite his drunken stupor, the wino reckons the man must be over ten feet tall and built like a thoroughbred, his muscular arms and legs making mountaintops out of the sea of white and grey that marks his clothing. A grim look is etched onto Mikhail’s chiseled jaw. Looking up at Mikhail, the old man notices that he radiates a different light than what is seen in the alley, or anywhere the old man has been in his lifetime.
Just as Mikhail is about to pass by the wino, he stares down at him and his look softens. The wino squirms as Mikhail’s form shrinks in size to more earthly, but still imposing, proportions. At the same time, the glow that blankets him drains like water from his massive frame and coalesces into his eyes before they turn dark brown. Then, Mikhail smiles at the old man as if he knows him and reaches an inviting hand out without saying a word. Hesitating briefly, the old man accepts Mikhail’s invitation.
The moment the wino takes Mikhail’s hand, warmth spreads over his body. Like a child clinging to its mother, the old man buries his smiling face into the chest of his new friend and weeps tears of joy. After several moments, the wino steps back and smiles at Mikhail, before walking away with renewed hope, his eyes and mind both clearer than they have been in many years.
Mikhail resumes walking without looking back, his steely gaze remaining fixed on his ultimate destination somewhere in the cloud of fog at the end of the alley. As though on command, the fog-like haze that fills the alley parts before him obediently. Clusters of men, women and children who are huddled around barrel fires pay him little notice; neither do they note as Mikhail passes by them that the very shadows created by their fires along the alley walls begin to break free from their natural places to slither after him.
Mikhail stops when he reaches the far end of the alley, a look of calm expectation on his face as the fog in the area closes around him, concealing him and his dark stalkers from the view of any who might be looking on. The sound of laughter is heard faintly from somewhere unseen before fading out, and the shadows form a perimeter around the man, his stoic gaze softening into a smirk in response.
            “This is our domain, Mikhail,” a hissing voice says from behind him. “You have no power here.”
“This place may be yours for the moment,” Mikhail says without turning around, a hint of menace in his Eastern European accent, “but try me if you doubt my power.”
            Hoarse cackling erupts and then spreads throughout the shadowy ranks.
“Even you are no match alone against a legion. Leave now or fall you will.”
            Mikhail is unfazed by the threat. “I’m merely passing through, admiring the festivities. But since you’re in a conversational mood, I have two messages for you.” After more cackling and hissing, he continues without waiting for them to reply further. “First, tell your master not to be late for his funeral. Second…tell my brother I’ll see him soon.”
The next moment, a pulse of light illuminates the fog like a storm cloud and a clap of thunder is heard before a torrent of wind rushes down the alley, drowning out the shrieks of Mikhail’s dark stalkers as it blows out all of the barrel fires and leaves the alley in total darkness.




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Intense, right?
Warned ya…but you can’t say that you aren’t wondering just who this Mikhail is or why the “legion” is after him or why the city appears to be under siege from all things evil and the Security patrol is not only driving by but FILMING the action?!?
*gasp*

So many questions…but they don’t have to remain unanswered; which brings me to my “part 2” of my “thanks to the authors” statement earlier.  Can you guess what it might be?  What’s that?  A contest you say?  Oh how right you are!



In celebration of their book’s release, the authors have granted me the privilege of giving all of YOU a chance to win!



The prize…


(1)   Kindle ebook edition of XII:  Genesis by Jason Rowe and Brian Palmer





How to enter…
Just fill in the rafflecopter form below and you’ll be in it to win it....wait, no, okay, change of plans.  I was SO going to use rafflecopter but they just did an update and their site is totally bugging out.  (*sad face*)  So...NEW PLAN...just...

 CLICK HERE 

...to fill out the GOOGLE Form and I'll do the tallying, random drawing and winner announcing by 12/26/12...sound good?  Good.

There's plenty of chances to win with only ONE required entry so have fun with it!  Explore a new bookish world in the making and SPREAD THE WORD!  ^_^



Entries accepted today through midnight CST on December 24th, 2012 (12 days for a 12/12/12 release…^_^).  Open internationally or as long as you have access to read a Kindle ebook…whichever platform you use i.e. an actual Kindle or one of their many reading apps that work with your smart phone, PC and more.



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Special thanks to author Jason Rowe and Brian Palmer for the chance to bring this contest to you as well as the upcoming read.  (THANKS guys!)  For more information on this series, be sure to visit their official website, like them on Facebook, or follow along on Twitter.  This ebook is available now on Amazon through Kindle Direct Publishing.  If you simply can’t wait on the contest and must read it RIGHT NOW…I don’t blame you…and here’s the link to Amazon to help you on your way. 




ONE MORE THING…a rather interesting footnote that I learned about this writing duo…both were formerly employed by a non-profit organization that works to rescue women and girls from the sex and human trafficking trade.  Mr. Palmer in fact was even able to visit them in India a little over a year ago to see their works of goodwill first hand.  With that in mind, I have been advised that for every ebook purchased one-third of all net proceeds will be donated to a non-profit that is fighting to rescue women and girls from the sex and human trafficking trades in Mumbai, IndiaSo if you were looking for another reason beyond your interest to check this title out…there you go; hand delivered from the writers themselves.


Until next time…GOOD LUCK, SPREAD THE WORD…and happy reading!



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