Hi there, insatiable readers!
How's YOUR week going so far?
Good I hope...and it's about to get even better.
How do I know? Oh well, call it intuition....call it psyhic ability....call it blog writer advance knowledge since I put this post together and know what it's all about. Any way you slice it, there's fun to be had today as we welcome a blog tour featuring an author that makes his home in a particular genre that's simply perfect for this time of year.....HORROR.
Today's guest is author Scott Nicholson and he's cooked up (hehe....you'll see why that's funny in a second) something extra special for just for you...not to mention the killer contest that goes along with it. You may recognize his name from another post or two on my site (if not, no worries, I'm about to link them up for you right here...tour announcement and book review) and you're bound to see another in the days to come, but this one is the main attraction. Are you ready to play chef's apprentice to today's post? Here goes!
Take it away Scott Nicholson....
Food for ThoughtRecipe for disaster:Take one confused, troubled childhood of povertyChop into bite-sized morsels and marinate in the public school systemSprinkle with bay leaves and the scraps of bad poetry about tennis shoes and butterfliesStrain through a Kurt Vonnegut seiveBaste with Hemingway sauce and add lemonsSteam over the low coals of collegeSpear on Ka-bobs featuring magic mushrooms and green herbsSprinkle flakes of Stephen King and Dean KoontzAdd a teaspoon of Clint Eastwood moviesLet simmer for 10 yearsToss in a typewriter, stirring frequentlyAdd two pinches of alphabetRemove from oven and let cool on the counterServe with digital devices and a dictionaryGoes well with fermented PoeDispose of properly.---------------------------------Author BioScott Nicholson is author of 12 novels, including the thrillers Speed Dating with the Dead, Drummer Boy, Forever Never Ends, The Skull Ring, As I Die Lying, Burial to Follow ,and They Hunger. His revised novels for the U.K. Kindle are Creative Spirit, Troubled, and Solom. He’s also written four comic series, six screenplays, and more than 60 short stories. His story collections include Ashes, The First, Murdermouth: Zombie Bits, and Flowers.To be eligible for the Kindle DX, simply post a comment below with contact info. Feel free to debate and discuss the topic, but you will only be entered once per blog. Visit all the blogs on the tour and increase your odds. I’m also giving away a Kindle 3 through the tour newsletter and a Pandora’s Box of free e-books to a follower of “hauntedcomputer” on Twitter. Thanks for playing. Complete details at http://www.hauntedcomputer.com/blogtour.htm
How's that for an interesting recipe...though I don't know if I would actively SEEK disaster. *ponders* Anywho....thank you for joining us on the blog tour today! To enter for your chance to win...well, you know what to do. Have fun!
Until next time....happy reading.